At this point in life the only acceptable careers for me are:
1. Village witch
2. Ornamental hermit
3. Holy Roman empress
4. Town crier
5. Delphian oracle
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me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
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